Sardar ji ka Long Password

Sardar's e-banking password was
"ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal"
Banta - yar itna lamba password.
Sardar - Kya karu, Bank wale bolte hain ki Password main 5 Character aur...read more

Ladki Doctor se boli

Ladki Doctor Se Boli - Dr. Sahab Muje Abhi Maa Nahi Banna hai
Doctor - Condom Use Kiya Karo
Ladki Boli - Condom Paani Ke Saath Lena Hai Ya Doodh Ke Saath
Doctor - "Kelay Ke Saath"

Gabbar aur Thakur ke Chutkule

Ramu Ghar Ke Ander Ghusa Aur Thakur Sahab Se
Bola
Ramu - Thakur Saab Gabbar Ne Bahu Ki Ijjat Loot
Li
Thakur - To Main Kya Karun?
Ramu - Bahurani Puchh Rahi Hai Gabbar Se Badla Loge
ya phir main Payment le lu.

Ladki aur Doodh wale ka hisaab

Ghar ki bell baji..
Ladki ki aawaj aai kon hai,
Mam saab doodh wala paise lene aaya hun.
Ladki boli - pls aap bad mein aana.. aah aah aah aah.... abhi main rashan wale ke paise chuka rahi hun.