Pandit ji ke Suvichar

Ladka - Pandit ji kya 1 hi Gotra main Saadi karna sambhav hai?
Pandit ji - Beta aaj ke time main Gotra koi bhi chalega bas MUTRA ka marg alag alag hona chahiye

Baap aur Bete ka competition

Ek bar delhi ek aadmi ke sabse chote bete ki shaadi hui
Bete ne apni suhagrat par biwi ko choodaa
Awaz sun kar uske bhaiyon ne bhi apni
biwion ko choodaa
Itne mein baap bhi shuru ho gaya
Chota 30 min baad phir se shuru ho gaya.
Awaz sun kar baqi bhai bhi phir se shuru ho gaye
Baap ne himmat jutai aur woh bhi shuru ho
gaya
Chota 1 ghante baad phir se shuru ho gaya.
Awaz sun kar baqi bhai bhi shuru ho gaye
Ab ki baar Baap ko gussa aa gaya, aur wo zor se
chillaya
"ma ke loudo, kyon competition mein apni
ma chuudvaa rahe ho".

Ladki ka Surprise Kamal ka hota hai

Ladka aur Ladki Hotel Ke Room Mein Jate Hai...
Andar Jate Hi Ladka Apni Pant Utarata Hai, to Ladki Dekhte Hi Bolti Hai
Ladki - "Ye Kya? pahale Condom to laga lo'
Ladka - "Surprise... Aaj Bina Condom Ke Hi Karenge"
Ladki - Bahan Chodd Agar Main 9 Mahine Baad tere ko Surprise Doon To Fir LODE Jaisa Muh Mat Bana Lena...

Ek Indian aur Ek American ka Mazaak

Ek baar Ek American aur Ek Indian helicopter main ja rahe the
Tabhi american ko potty lagi, indian ne kaha 1 plastic bag main kar ke niche phek do
Usne waisa hi kiya,
Niche Ek Sadhu ganga main pray kar raha tha, tabhi uske haath main wo plastic bag aa gira
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Sadhu ne socha bhagwan ka prasaad hai ghar jaakar Pappu ko khilaunga
Ghar gaya or usne Pappu ko diya aur bola kha lo
Jaise hi pappu ne khane ke liye uthaya, light chali gayi
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Pehla bite - papa khatti,
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Dusra bite - papa mitthi
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Tisra bite khane gaya to light wapas aa gayi
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Papa "tatti"

English ki Maa Bahan kar di

Lady - Hey Fruit wale Bhaiya, give me some Potatoes Fever...
Fruit wala - "O Meri Bahana ye 'Potatoes Fever' kya hota hai?
Lady - Oh Maye Gaad, U Literacy People! 'Potatoes Fever' means 'Aaloo Bukhara'...

Sardar aur police ka jokes

Ek Sardar bahut fast CAR chala raha tha...
Aur Usko Traffic police ne pakad liya...
Sardar - Sir, main Driving sikh raha hu
Police - Bina kisi teacher ke,
Sardar - han, corespondance course hai na...

Pappu ko sab pata hai

Teacher - Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.
pappu - Papa mujhe sab pata hai..
Papa - beta ye 50 ruppee le lo aur chup rehna.
pappu - Mummy muje sab pata hai..
Mummy - beta ye 100 ruppee le lo aur chup rehna.
Pappu (nokar se) - Ramu kaka mujhe na sab pata hai..
Ramu kaka - Aaja mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa

Mast joke on Sardi Bahut hai yar

Ek bar Sardi (Thand) bahut pad rahi thi aur 3 Dost baat kar rahe the
1st Dost : Yar hamare yaha itni thand padti hai ki Pani ko bhi Garm karke pina padta hai...
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2nd Dost : bas' yar hamare yaha to itni sardi padti hai ki jab hum toilet karte hain to, toilet bhi jama hua nikalta hai aur fir tod ke dur fakna padta hai...
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3rd Dost : Yar tum logo ke yaha to kuch bhi nahi padti hai...
Hamare yaha 1 bar 3 guest aaye the... wo 1 sofa par bathe hue the aur jab wo gaye to Sofe par 3 bade Gole chod gaye...
hamne dekha ki ye kya hai aur jab unko Garam kiya gaya to unme se Poooooo ki Aawaz nikli...