Sunday, June 23, 2013

Husband Wife ke Mast Chutkule

Husband (Jalane ke liye) : "Kal mere khawab main
Ek ladki aai thi...Wah kya ladki the
Wife : "Akeli aayi hogi.??
Husband : "Tum ko kaise pata ??
Wife : "Uska husband mere khuwab
main aaya tha na..

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Husband Wife Se Gusse Se Poochhta Hai
Husband - Aaj Faisala Hokar hi Rahega ki tu Kis-Kis Ke Saath Soti Hai ?
Wife - Kasam Se Main Sirf Aap Ke Saath Hi Soti Hoon Baki Log Sone Kahan Dete Hein.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Majedar Hindi Chutkule

Majedar Hindi Jokes and Chutkule

Boy - "Jhutha Tha Wo Dost...
Jo Kehta Tha Jaan Bhi
Mango To De...denge
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Aaj Wo Apni G.f. Ko Jaan Kehta
Hai
Or
Maango To Kamina Gaaliya Deta
Hai..

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A boy got a job in a girls hostel..
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After 2 months
Owner asked:
Why don't u come to take your salary..??
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Boy : Kyaa..??
Salary bhi milegi..??

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Dad - Beta Mere Liye 1 Glass Pani Lana!
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Son - Nahi launga.
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2nd Son - Rehane do Dad Ye To Hai Hi
batmiz, Aap Khud lelo, aur Mere Liye bhi 1 Glass Lete aana...