Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Wasim Bhai aur Uska Tota

Ek din ek lady Dukan se parrot (Tota) kharidne gayi...

Usne Dukandar se kaha WASIM bhai Ek Tota chahiye...

Dukandar ne usko ek Tota dikaya...

Lady ne pucha is Tote ki khas bat kya hai Wasim bhai...

Wasim bhai bole ki ye Tota bolta hai...

Lady ne kaha acchha...

Usne Tote se pucha main tumhe kaisi lagti huin?

"Bahen ki laudi randi lagti hai" Tote ne kaha..

Lady ne kaha Wasim bhai ye to bhut badtamij Tota hai gali deta hai.

Wasim bhai use Ander le gaya aur pani main dubaya aur pucha...

Gali dega...

Tota - Han dunga..

Wasim bhai ne phir dubaya aur pucha.. gali dega...

Tota... han dunga....

Wasim ne phir pani main dubaya aur kaha... gali dega..

Is bar Tota maan gaya aur kaha nahi dunga bhai nahi dunga...

Wasim use bahar le gaya aur lady se kaha ye ab gali nahi dega...
Tab lady ne usse pucha...

Agar mere Ghar par mere sath ek aadmi aaye to tum kya sochoge...

Tote ne kaha.. ki tumhara pati hoga..

Lady..agar do aadmi aaye to kya.

Tota..tumhara pati aur devar,

Lady...agar teen aadmi...

Tota...tumhara pati, devar, aur bhayiya..

Lady ...agar char aadmi aaye to...

Tota.....

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...Wasim bhai pani lao...

Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ki

"Behen ki laudi Randi hai". 

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Mast Chutkule and Jokes in Hindi

Boyfriend - Tum Itne Kaali Kyun Ho
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Girlfriend - Tum Kyun Tenshion Le Rahe
Ho. Tumhare Baap Ka Kya Jaata Hai
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Boyfriend - Mere Baap Ka Agar Gaya
Hota To Tum Kaale Nahi Gori Paida Hoti........

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Santa - Shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye..
Sales man - plain main dikhau.
Santa - Nahin helicopter main dikha
saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin
pey dikha!!

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Ek Aadmi Toillet main betha tha Achanak se Usko sath wale toillet se awaaz aai
Kya hal hai ?
Admi ghabra kar bola - Theek hu
Phir awaaz aai
Kya kar rahe ho?
Admi - Zaruri kaam se baith hu...
Phir Awaaz aai
Main aa jau ??
Admi or ghabra ke bola - Nahi nahi main Akela hi theek hu.
Phir awaaz aai
Acha yaar main tumhe baad main call karta hu... koi Harami saala sath wale toillet se mere har baat ka jawaab de raha hai... 

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Ek Clinic Ke Paas Lambi line
lagi thi...
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Ek Aadmi baar baar line
main ghusta,
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par log usey dhakke maar
maar kar peeche kar
dete..
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Aadmi : "Saalo Mujhe
Clinic Kholne do...

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Latest and Mast Chutkule


Pappu : Papa Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai?
Santa : Nahi Beta, Tujhe Kisne Kaha?
Pappu : Agar Nahi Aata Toh Aap Raat Ko Mummi Se Kyon Keh Rahe The Ki Chal Ab Ghodi Ban Jaa.

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Ek baccha muskurate huye paida
hua...
Nurse - kyu hans rahe ho...??
Bache ne muthi kholi aur I-Pill ki goli
nikal kar dikhai or bola.. "Don ko
maarna mushkil hi nahi
na-mumkin hai"