Mobile Phone ke Nuksan

Mobile Aaya
Camera Khatam
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Mobile Aaya
Wrist Watch Khatam
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Mobile Aaya
Torch Khatam
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Mobile Aaya
Radio Khatam
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Mobile Aaya
MP3 Khatam
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Mobile Aaya
Letters Khatam
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Mobile Aaya
Calculator Khatam
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Mobile Aaya
Computer Khatam
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Mobile Aaya
Sakooon Khatam
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Aur agar apka
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"Mobile"
aap ki

"Girlfriend/wife" ke haath main aaya to

Maa Kasam
aap "Khatam."

Sardar ke mast jokes

Doctor to Sardaar - App ka aur aapki wife ka blood group ek hi hai.
Sardar - Hoga, Jarur hoga... 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai..