Pappu ko sab pata hai

Teacher - Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.
pappu - Papa mujhe sab pata hai..
Papa - beta ye 50 ruppee le lo aur chup rehna.
pappu - Mummy muje sab pata hai..
Mummy - beta ye 100 ruppee le lo aur chup rehna.
Pappu (nokar se) - Ramu kaka mujhe na sab pata hai..
Ramu kaka - Aaja mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa

Mast joke on Sardi Bahut hai yar

Ek bar Sardi (Thand) bahut pad rahi thi aur 3 Dost baat kar rahe the
1st Dost : Yar hamare yaha itni thand padti hai ki Pani ko bhi Garm karke pina padta hai...
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2nd Dost : bas' yar hamare yaha to itni sardi padti hai ki jab hum toilet karte hain to, toilet bhi jama hua nikalta hai aur fir tod ke dur fakna padta hai...
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3rd Dost : Yar tum logo ke yaha to kuch bhi nahi padti hai...
Hamare yaha 1 bar 3 guest aaye the... wo 1 sofa par bathe hue the aur jab wo gaye to Sofe par 3 bade Gole chod gaye...
hamne dekha ki ye kya hai aur jab unko Garam kiya gaya to unme se Poooooo ki Aawaz nikli...