Santa ke Ghar Ladki ne janam liya..to Banta ne kaha...
Banta - jab ladki badi hogi to ladke isko chedenge...
Santa - Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta - kya kiya?
Santa - Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.
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Santa - Yar banta hamare beech main kya relation hai ? Banta - Wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai !
Santa - kaise ?
Banta - Kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakoda BANTA hai..
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Teacher : Ye batao ki Duniya
main kitne desh hai ???
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SANTA : Kar di na pagalon wali baat
Duniya main 1 hi desh hai
apna BHARAT
Baki sab to Videsh hai...
Banta - jab ladki badi hogi to ladke isko chedenge...
Santa - Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta - kya kiya?
Santa - Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.
*******
Santa - Yar banta hamare beech main kya relation hai ? Banta - Wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai !
Santa - kaise ?
Banta - Kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakoda BANTA hai..
*******
Teacher : Ye batao ki Duniya
main kitne desh hai ???
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SANTA : Kar di na pagalon wali baat
Duniya main 1 hi desh hai
apna BHARAT
Baki sab to Videsh hai...
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