Saturday, May 25, 2013

Mast Chutkule and Jokes in Hindi

Boyfriend - Tum Itne Kaali Kyun Ho
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Girlfriend - Tum Kyun Tenshion Le Rahe
Ho. Tumhare Baap Ka Kya Jaata Hai
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Boyfriend - Mere Baap Ka Agar Gaya
Hota To Tum Kaale Nahi Gori Paida Hoti........

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Santa - Shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye..
Sales man - plain main dikhau.
Santa - Nahin helicopter main dikha
saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin
pey dikha!!

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Ek Aadmi Toillet main betha tha Achanak se Usko sath wale toillet se awaaz aai
Kya hal hai ?
Admi ghabra kar bola - Theek hu
Phir awaaz aai
Kya kar rahe ho?
Admi - Zaruri kaam se baith hu...
Phir Awaaz aai
Main aa jau ??
Admi or ghabra ke bola - Nahi nahi main Akela hi theek hu.
Phir awaaz aai
Acha yaar main tumhe baad main call karta hu... koi Harami saala sath wale toillet se mere har baat ka jawaab de raha hai... 

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Ek Clinic Ke Paas Lambi line
lagi thi...
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Ek Aadmi baar baar line
main ghusta,
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par log usey dhakke maar
maar kar peeche kar
dete..
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Aadmi : "Saalo Mujhe
Clinic Kholne do...

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