Thursday, May 16, 2013

Latest and Mast Chutkule


Pappu : Papa Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai?
Santa : Nahi Beta, Tujhe Kisne Kaha?
Pappu : Agar Nahi Aata Toh Aap Raat Ko Mummi Se Kyon Keh Rahe The Ki Chal Ab Ghodi Ban Jaa.

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Ek baccha muskurate huye paida
hua...
Nurse - kyu hans rahe ho...??
Bache ne muthi kholi aur I-Pill ki goli
nikal kar dikhai or bola.. "Don ko
maarna mushkil hi nahi
na-mumkin hai"

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